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Like Hostages T-Shirt

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$29.99
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100% Cotton

USA Printed & Shipped

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Shipping & Exchanges

📦 Printed just for you in the USA, usually within 2 to 3 business days
🚚 Arrives ~4 to 6 business days after it ships
💸 Free shipping on orders over $75
🔁 Wrong size? Exchanges are easy, just contact us

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Our Guarantee

😊 30-Day Money Back Guarantee: love your tee or your money back
🎁 Holiday orders (Nov 1 to Dec 15) can come back until January 15
📸 Arrived damaged or misprinted? Send a photo and we'll make it right
✉️ Email support@steppinggreen.com or use our contact form
Return postage is paid by the customer.

Quality Fabric & Fit

☁️ Soft 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz, classic fit
💧 Water-based ink soaks in, so no cracking, peeling or plastic feel
🌿 US-grown cotton, Oeko-Tex certified
📷 Sleeves arrive unrolled. We just roll them in our photos for styling
🌾 Our Natural color has tiny flecks in the fabric. That's the natural cotton look, not a flaw

Basically: cozy fabric, conscious sourcing, no weird chemicals.

Care Instructions

❄️ Wash inside out in cold water
🌬️ Tumble dry low, or air dry
🔥 Don't iron over the design (low heat if you must)
🚫 No dry cleaning

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Built to Outlast Your Current Spiral.

Not a novelty shirt you wear once and retire. A shirt you actually reach for on a Tuesday because it fits right, feels right, and says exactly what you'd never say out loud.

Printed on Gildan Softstyle 64000 by a professional DTG facility using eco-friendly water-based ink that absorbs into the cotton fibers instead of sitting on top, so there's no peeling, no cracking, no sad faded ghost of a design after a few washes. Built to last longer than your current spiral.

No Waste. No Bulk. No Weird Chemicals.

Every shirt is printed only after you order it by a domestic print facility, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets trashed when a trend moves on.

The eco-friendly water-based inks skip the harsh chemicals found in traditional screen printing, safer for the people making it and gentler on waterways. The cotton is ethically grown and Oeko-Tex certified, meaning no sketchy stuff at any stage of production.

Printed and shipped in the USA to keep the carbon footprint lower. One shirt, made for one person, when they actually want it.

That's the whole supply chain. Questions about your order? A real person reads every message.

A Real Person Made This. Hi.

This brand exists because high-functioning, overstimulated adults deserved wearable emotional shorthand and nobody else was doing it right. Not a corporate brand. Not a trend play. A tiny shop built around designs that come from actually living this, going on the walks, needing the reset, finding the humor in it. Every order supports that directly.

First time ordering from a small shop? There's a 30-day guarantee if anything isn't right. Real person, real response.

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Reviews From Fellow Overthinkers

  • 5 stars: 23 (88%)
  • 4 stars: 2 (8%)
  • 3 stars: 1 (4%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Christal

print is lovely, better quality, & shirt is softer than I expected. well done!

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Sarah

Love this shirt! Great quality.

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Brooke D.
Great Quality and beautiful

Great Quality and beautiful design

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Laurie S.
Love the shirt

Love the shirt. Good quality.

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Melissa T.
I love this T-shirt! The color was exactly what I wanted!

I love this T-shirt! The color was exactly what I wanted, and the slogan?!? It's the life we're living --amirite!! Thanks for the quality product!

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CM
Love it so much!

Love it so much I bought it twice! One for me and one for a friend.

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Anonymous
It’s so funny and as a teacher in this terrible

It’s so funny and as a teacher in this terrible world it is absolutely fitting!!

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Lisa S.
Perfect fit and so soft

Perfect fit and so soft. Love it

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Beth
This shirt will be worn every Friday to work as one small act of rebellion

This shirt will be worn every Friday to work as one small act of rebellion. It makes me smile.

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Anonymous
I’m pleased with the quality of this shirt

I’m pleased with the quality of this shirt.

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Linda E.
Great shirt with clear printing and a nice medium weight to the fabric

Great shirt with clear printing and a nice medium weight to the fabric, not too thin, not too thick. The fit is good, too.

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Anonymous
Loved the subtle humor and the shirt fit

Loved the subtle humor and the shirt fit great!

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Karla

Shipping was fast. Good quality!!

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Angela L.
I love this shirt! Lots of fun to wear and many

I love this shirt! Lots of fun to wear and many compliments and laughs 😊

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Susan C.
There are days…

There are days… when this feels so true. Have loved this shirt since I first saw it. Soft, colors are perfect and it makes me smile/laugh.

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Clark R.
A snarky shirt for a snarky guy

A snarky shirt for a snarky guy. Good quality and readable. Very comfortable.

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Anonymous
These are the funniest shirts ever! My go-to

These are the funniest shirts ever! My go-to website!

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Rebecca L.
Cute but way too long

I love the image and color of this shirt, but the length is so long that I’m asking a friend to hem it for me before I wear it in public. I think it will be cute one I take off about 1/3 of the length.

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SHERI B.

Loved the shirts!

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Anonymous
Awesome

Awesome quality

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Elizabeth B.
Great quality T-shirts and they are generously sized

Great quality T-shirts and they are generously sized.

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Tracy

Very Comfortable!!! True to size!!!

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Anonymous
Love the cute message

Love the message, but didn't like the color choices, so this beige was the best I could do. I also prefer less busy pictures, but it's still cute. I'm saving it for someone's birthday.

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Deonne R.D.
Love

Love it!

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Anonymous
Super soft

Super soft, ran a little big bit seem to fit better after a wash. I like it alot!

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Amy

Not only is the picture amazing but once people actually stop to read it everyone laughs. The fit is a typical T-shirt nothing crazy. Shipping was incredibly quick.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company, with printers in multiple US locations.

We are based in San Diego, California, USA.

Will I receive a shipment tracking number?

Yes, you will receive an email or text with shipment information including a tracking number as soon as your item(s) ships. If you have not received this information, contact us at support@steppinggreen.com.

Are items made to order?

Yes. Each piece is printed after you order. This reduces overproduction.

I have more questions. Who can I contact?

Contact us any time at support@steppinggreen.com and we will get back to you as soon as possible.